Here are a few tips/questions for reality television show "contestants":
1. For the ladies: Can you please learn to apply sparkle-free make-up?
2. Can you attempt to get through one day without baring your mid-riff? This may come in handy for when you re-enter the "real world" and find that wearing hip-huggers in Corporate America (aka The Grown-Up World) does not fly.
3. Why does the guy on Paradise Hotel look like a cross between Ichabod Crane and Bill Gates?
4. Whats with the fake boobs? Did I not get the memo that all women under the age of 25 must have fake boobs?
5. Why not have a show in which all the contestants are not people that would normally hang out together?
6. There is a valley that exists between raunchy and sexy, and most of you (contestants) dwell in it.
7. The razor-cut bob is soooo 2000.
8. It is not okay for (straight) men to wear shirts with the sleaves ripped off.
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