I have an ugly secret: between my overworked haze of the last few weeks I have become an absolute JUNKY for gawker.com. It just goes on and on with insane, insipid and tantalizing tidbits. Like: Paris Hilton is 5'8" and has a Size 10 foot. And, the tone is just hilarious. I have always been a sucker for any magazine/person/etc. that speaks to/of celebrities as if it is a dialogue.
So, there it is. I can't stop reading it. It's like living in New York but not having to deal with high rent and bed bugs. It's a good thing I wasn't popular in high school, because if I had to go back now I would be the Queen B(izatch) for sure.
Just thought you'd all like to know where my head has been for the last few weeks. That's right--full of worky work and insipid celebrity tattle. And I can't even get into defamer.com. Finally, someone has caught up with all the snide swiping that goes on when women watch tv, movies, or read magazines (all three for me).
I'm sure I'll overdose and have to ween myself off of it, but until then, i will spend my 9-to-5 moments reading total crap, thank you very much.
Viva gossip about people I will never meet and don't know! Viva catty comments! Viva Friday!
Okay, I'm going to go take a Valium now.
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